The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Only a bank ATM will charge you $3 to get your money back Then tell you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed.
What is the longest word in the English language? "smiles"...The first and last letters are a mile apart
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with atrophy
A man lost his tongue in an accident. He was most upset that he could no longer enjoy his food, so he searched for a surgeon that would do a transplant. Finally he found an organ doner and paid $25k for the procedure... ...later, he had to admit that the new tongue wasn't the same as before, but still it was an acquired taste.
So Robert Frost and his wife are lost in the woods Robert Frost remarks to his wife "We've got miles to go before we sleep"And his wife replies "Well maybe if we hadn't taken the road less traveled by we'd be there already"
Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ...