The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself. But apparently he just swallows his pride.
Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?" "Chilly", he replies.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.