The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
Who were the two most open minded presidents? Abraham Lincoln and JFK...
John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson's apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why? Because John was living under The Rock.
My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won.
A policeman knocked on my door. "I need a word with you right now.""OK," I replied, thinking to myself. Then I added: "Got one...'sa*u*sage'."
Why don’t astronauts need health cover? Because they are never under the weather.
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!