The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, President Trump names a new Disaster Assistance Ambassador to The Bahamas. "He's the best. He'll do a great job, believe me." the President said. Ja Rule reportedly accepted the position via Twitter.
Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him.. His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?" Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."
My wife laughed at me when I told her I could make a car out of macaroni. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Clothes, but no cigar.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.