The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You're under a vest!
My New Years Resolutions are 1600x900, 1330 x 768 and 1024x768 I’m not buying any new tv’s.
I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down.So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.
Why did everyone want the truck on their tug-of-war team? Because it had a ton of pulling force
You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no map, no cell phone and no GPS. No sign of a city in any direction. How do you get back to civilization? You tell an old joke out loud, wait a couple of minutes and follow any of the angry redditors shouting "repost!" back to civilization.
I have a very dark sense of humor Its so dark that cops are beating it to death.
How do you turn a penny into a dollar? Cut it into four quarters. I haven't seen this one before and i just thought of it on my own but if it's already been done I'm sorry
A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing. "Return ticket to Death Valley please." "Pleasure trip?" "Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing." "LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?" "No, this is carrion."
Holmes and Watson are out hunting one day. John spies something moving in the bushes, and with practiced aim, levels his rifle and fires. They pull aside the brush to reveal a severed leg, with a clean bullet wound just below the ankle. “Watson!” Holmes cries out. “The game’s afoot!”
Have you heard of a French ABBA cover band with just 3 members? They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.They're called ABBA Trois
We’ve been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop. But we just can’t seem to nail down a date.
If we don't proofread and correct mistakes The errorists win.