The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What did the cow say to the butcher? Stop it, Or we'll have beef
What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
I love the feeling of getting a silver medal, especially after I've been beaten by a religious woman. It's second to nun.
Ruth rode on my motorcycle, on the seat behind me... I took a bump at 95, and rode on ruthlessly
OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common? They're both ballpark figures.
What do you get when you cross Willy Wonka with stolen fizzy lifting drinks? You get *NOTHING*! *YOU LOSE*! *GOOD DAY, SIR*!
Grant Imahara walks up to the pearly gates... As he looks around, confused, a booming voice speaks to him across the clouds...“...Myth confirmed.”
I named my dog "5 miles." So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.