The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it's OK because I can tell them apart. Brian has a moustache.
Went to dinner last night at a restaurant, and there was a fly in my soup. I wouldn't have normally minded, but the zipper broke my tooth.
The job posting said they were looking for a self-starter so I called and told them I was hired.
Uncle Ben A true credit to his rice
Every 3 months buying new toothbrushes is expensive! I have 32 teeth to buy toothbrushes for, I wish someone would invent a teethbrush!
iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once.