The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.