The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Why didn't George Washington want his portrait on US currency? Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."
Did you hear about the guy breaking into peoples houses and drinking all their coffee? I don't know how he sleeps at night!!
I can't wait for Tuesday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22). . We can call it... 2's day
Chester was really happy, he was about to meet the Queen. He had been a physics prodigy hailing from a small town in England, and had just been selected to be Knighted by the Queen of England.After the ceremony, his best friend remarked to him:"Man, Chester, you Knighted!"
I hate playing cards in the Oval Office. The president always has a trump card.
Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. But my dad crushed those dreams years ago... He'd always say "For you, son, the sky's the limit."
A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
Two guy friends are planning how to market their new product Friend 1: “Should I make a folded informative pamphlet that we can hand out to potential customers?”Friend 2: “Bro, sure!”
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Trump's going to pardon Susan B. Anthony... He just learned the she too campaigned against mass voting by male.
Nudists must be careful around Team Rocket... ... because they're always trying to get a Pikachu.