The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow... ...Tooth be trolled.
Why did Ireland run out of potatoes during the Irish potato famine? They discovered they could make alcohol out of them
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.