The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
How much weight do you lose after having a wisdom tooth taken out? A molar mass.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
My asian aunt's quiet daughter is called Nosai Hai.I think thats a great shy niece name.
Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"? She probably gets royalties
My girlfriend wanted me to treat her like she was special... ...so I got her a helmet and a box of crayons!
I heard the Mint stopped making coins... It just doesn’t make cents
I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life.
I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
What do you call a flying dinosaur that uses its hands to see? A tactiledactyl