The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
I can't believe my literature teacher is forcing me to read and analyze one of George Orwell's books. It's literally 1984.
A French computer scientist has come up with a quick way of transferring files electronically. It’s called a Pierre to Pierre network.
Where the experts are As the ambulance EMTs are loading a man onto their gurney, the patient asks, “Where are you guys taking me? The county hospital?”“Nope,” said the EMT. “You need expert medical help, brother. We’re taking you to the comments section.”
Little known fact, the mods of /r/Jokes are all actually Peruvian owls… I think they're Inca hoots…
What do Smash Mouth do in Physics class? Sum bodies
I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry It has its prose and its Khans
How do you make number one disappear? You flush.
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
I can accurately predict all the major events happening next year... I have 20/20 vision. Happy holidays folks.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.