The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.