The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Man goes to the cardiologist "So, how many beers do you have per day?" the cardiologist asked."Four," the man responded."But last time I said you could only have two!""Yes, but my physician also said I could have two."
I’ve noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month. It’s nothing but period drama.
Why should pigs stay away from a German butcher? He brings out the wurst in them.
What do you call an argument you have while you're high? Grass fed beef.BTW I came up with this myself.
The date for Superbowl 2020 has been announced as Sunday, February 2 ... They haven't yet announced who the Patriots will be playing.
Two cows walk into a barn "man i hate this farm", said the first one."mood", mooed the second cow.
Middle-aged man looking for companion. If you're looking for honest relationship please call this number. If my wife answers, just hang-up
I Got Hit In the Head By A Soda Can, But It Didn't Hurt That Much... It was a soft drink.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.
Why should you buy socks with holes in them? It's the only way to get your feet in.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.