The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry It has its prose and its Khans
For the Star Wars Lovers Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted. The fifth one though was dead Sirius.
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
Dick Wolf, the creator of the Law & Order franchise ordered a T-bone steak for dinner last night. He prefers them well Done-Done.