The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What do you call a fort made out of doors? Fort Knocks.
Do you know what was said about the shovel when it was invented? Now that's groundbreaking idea!
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.