The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
I went to the liquor store on my bicycle and bought a bottle vodka, put it in the basket on the front and then it occurred to me that if I fall or something happens, the bottle might break, so I drank it all right there and it's a good thing I did... ...'cause I fell 7 times on the way home...