The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
My friend says to me, What rhymes with orange?And I told him, No it doesn't!
What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-ween.
What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted? Nothing, because he was already stuffed.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.