The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
What position did Jesus play on his baseball team? Pitcher. He gave his sermon on the mound.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
What does a shark victim see before their end? Fin.
Knock knock -Who's there?Eye makeup-Eye makeup who?Did you flush?
When I was baptised, the priest wore a fake nose, moustache and pair of glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.