The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What do you call a majority of the market share in the north east? You have a MAINEopoly
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Mrs. Patel was reading little Rajinder a bedtime story. He asked, "what will I be when I grow up?" She replied, "you can be anything you want to be." "Anything?" he asked."Yes, you can be anything you want to be. You can be a cardiologist, radiologist, anesthesiologist, neurologist...."
Did you hear about the fight at the witch's cafe? It was bruja brew brouhaha.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
We've all made mistakes. I made a left turn once.... It wasn't right, man.
Some crocodiles got together to write parody songs. It's a pun croc band.
A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.” The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”
Do you think they would write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot? They really should. It would be a real Page-turner
People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans. After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
What does the kale farmer say to the meat farmer? Hi.(Original joke from my 10-year-old son).