The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Why did the tie not laugh at the other tie's jokes? They were knot funny.
The girl I like really loves orange soda. Sadly, she's way out of my league. Is this a Crush, or just a Fanta-sy?
If Korean pop is kpop, what sort of music does Drake make? Crap
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
People whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house, such as plumbers and electricians, what is the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house? My wife.
What do you call a communist sniper? A marxman.
Hey girl are you a Magic The Gathering card? Cause i’d tap you
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired, a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.