The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why did the police catch the murder of the geometry teacher? They investigated it from all angles
Whenever I fart, I let people know that that's my thoughts on the matter. I'm just giving them my two scents.
What do you call a baby Owl that was caught in the rain? A moist-owlette
What do you call 10 cucumbers in line? Queuecumbers
TIL (Today I learned) who coined the phrase "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" It was former US President Abraham Lincoln.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.