The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
My pet pig loves soccer. Usually he plays clean but as soon as he’s in mud he’s Messi.