The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Why are Pokemon considered manly in Peru? It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs. It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.
I applied to be a vegetable farmer.. They said they won’t pay me hourly they’ll pay me celery!
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
What do you call a man with an axe over his head? Sort of Damocles
The Bengal Tiger is capable of jumping higher than an average two story colonial house. This is because of their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average 2 story colonial home can't jump very high.
During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles. I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.