The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag.
What did Donald Trump say to the cow? Fake moos!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.