The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD.
Did you hear about the new plate tectonics discovery? It's ground breaking.
How do lawyers say goodbye We'll be suing ya!
NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space. Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'
I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series
I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it.
Without geometry life is pointless.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]
Did you hear about the guy who wanted a brain transplant? They had to change his mind.