The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
A Rabbit, a Monkey and a Llama walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them, and goes:" I think you're ALL in the wrong joke."The rabbit says :"Man this is worse than when I was just a typo."
In college I experimented with marijuana. I did it in snow and I did it in sleet But I did not in hail
I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich? He wanted jingle down economics to take place
What fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 Na
After Hunt for Red October came out, my family moved from Moscow to San Francisco, where I became a fan of the 49ers with Steve Young as Quarterback I would have liked to have seen Montana.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.