The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry. I call it*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*
How much are tickets to wizards’ sporting events? About a quid each
My teacher in workshop laughed when I said I could make a deadly knife out of cotton... ...After I sharpened the tip, he backed down saying, "I see you've made your point."
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got tiny legs!
I've been seeing a light bulb sales girl lately... Her name is Ellie DeeShe really lights up my life
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!