The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
[OC] Why are atomic clocks so funny? Perfect timing
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
If giraffes could read books I bet they wouldn't be able to stop at just one. . . . what with them being two-story animals and all.
If you are debating whether or not to shovel your neighbor's driveway... Ask yourself, "would they do the same for me?"If the answer is no, do it anyways out of the kindness of your heart.If the answer is yes, go back inside.
i told my kids that at their age i had to watch VHS tapes on school safety and they said: "what's school safety?"
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently
A Statistician is playing darts The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
How do you make number one disappear? You flush.
Why was Theodore so concerned when the stock price dropped? He was invest-Ted.
My new years resolution was to keep a daily outdoor fitness schedule but I unexpectedly got food poisoning So far I haven't been gone for any morning runs but I sure have had a fuckload of the morning runs.
What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? UCLA
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.