The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

When you call 911 no matter where you are your phone will connect to even the smallest amount of service to get your call through They use the same idea to make mobile game ads

Colt joined with ArmaLite to create a new firearm called The Congressional. But it never works properly and you can't fire it.

I believe that it is time for all the world's countries to come together and create one universal currency I mean it's just common cents

How many Forbes writers does it take to make a good, solid tech article? You’re in for a nasty surprise - No one knows yet. But we’re keeping count.

Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more

To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!

I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.

What's a vampire's least favourite meal? Steak.

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'

If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'

When lawyers go fishing, why do they throw back the sharks? Professional curteousy.

Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy.