The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

My uncle was never good at throwing stuff away He died from a hand grenade

There is only one thing that beats a beautiful girl with amazing voice. And that’s Chris Brown

6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood

A man had the most dangerous spider in the world, a Brown Recluse, stuck in his keyboard. He called his wife about it."Hey honey, I have a venomous spider in my house!" He said."Oh my God, are you okay?" His wife asked."Yes, I have it under CTRL."

My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians. Tom Cruise says “I’ll play the part of Mozart” Liam Neeson says “I’ll make a great Beethoven”Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach”

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations? They can cube the number 2.

Why some people didn't like Hollow Knight? The game was full of bugs.

I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help... There's no way the kid could take on all three of us

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'

I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I remember when I went to Comic-Con... It was so dark in there, I had to take a picture with The Flash...