The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.

Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent. His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.

TIL there more slugs in the world than snails because slugs... ...don't wear protection.

I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook.

I went for a job as a contortionist... They asked, "How flexible are you?"I said, "Well! I can't do Thursdays."

What religion are crows? Birddism.

Young Arnold Schwarzenegger is selected to play a horse in his school play with another kid The costume consists of two parts. The front part and the rear. So the kid says: "Ok Arnold, I'll be the front."So Arnold agrees and says: "I'll be back."

My least favorite food? Sausage, specifically from Germany.They're the wurst.

I used to illegally give weed to my prize winning cows, but I had to stop. The steaks were too high.

Why does Darth Vader's breathing sound so angry? He is just venting...

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'

An 80 year old man walks into the doctor's office After the examination, the doctor says: "Sir, you have to give blood, feces, urine and if possible sperm for tests." The man replied: "Well, doctor, I'm in a bit of a hurry, will it be okay if I just left my underpants?"

I see the new Ford Bronco is coming out soon. I bet the glove compartment is absolutely killer.

My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.