The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'

What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'

Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.

Two men were chatting in a bar "So what do you do?""I write""Oh, poetry or prose?""Neither, I write cartoons""Why's that?""No rhyme or reason"

A Russian is travelling to Poland... and he is stopped to be checked by an officer."Name?" the officer asked."Vlad Dobrynin," the man answered."Nationality?""Russian.""Occupation?""No, no, just visiting."

What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.

Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument? They had a fallout.

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

"The Daily Post wishes to apologise for a misprint in last Saturday's edition which described Major-General Sir John Simpkin as a 'bottle-scarred veteran' ". "This should of course have read 'battle-scared' ".

My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud? His life had its prose and cons.

Rest In Peace, Larry Tesler r/jokes would be nowhere without you.