The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?