The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
pancakes Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I have seven suitcases full of them!
My friend tried telling me shovels are useless. But I truly believe it was a ground breaking invention.
What do you call a baby in full plate armor? *Infantry*Credit to SpenceOrSpencer and BramBones in r/TIL comments
I have a special trick for getting the result I want in a coin flip It's not perfect, but it works about 50% of the time.
TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation. I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson.
Superman... Superman walks into a room with a pancake on his head...Not all heroes wear crepes.
Stop looking for the perfect match… use a lighter.
I formed a support group for people who suffer from Agoraphobia. Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.
My internet connection is a lot like my grandad It's down most of the time, and even when it's up, it's shaky as hell and we all know it's gonna go down again soon
I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its Prose and Kahns
I have a joke about perfume... ...but it doesn't make any scents.
What do you call Batman when he keeps skipping mass? Christian Bale.
What do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet Moist-your-eyes