The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!