The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.