The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.