The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.