The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir
Looking back at all my mistakes next year will be easier.... Hindsight = 2020
A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany." "Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"
It turns out that it really would be a good idea to add Trump's face to mount Rushmore because of geology. It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.
What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again.
What do you call a library full of fake news? A lie-brary
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bacon!
A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie. During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,"Jesus died for your scenes."
What do you call someone that occasionally likes gloves? Intermitten
In Leicester City, no one talks about the cold ... ... because of the>! silent "ice".!< ps: Congrats r/lcfc for winning the FA Cup (:
A customer walks into a bank... ...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court? Sediment always settles
What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.