The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
My parents are both mimes, but they’ve recently filed for divorce. They just don’t communicate.
What font does alphabet soup use? Times New Ramen.*Credit for this goes to Kim Komando. I heard it on the radio earlier today.*
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
“You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.” "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!”
What did God say to all the animals during the Greaf Flood? Don't worry. I Noah guy
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!! Even years after hearing this, it's still my favorite winter joke.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? "Let's try a different angle."
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don't turn it on.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. So they toss the 4th cigarette overboard, which makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.