The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn't dig it.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.