The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Security Guard : "I'm sorry ma'am but skinny dipping is prohibited in this beach " Woman : " You could have warned me before I removed the clothes" Security guard :" Well, there is no law about that".
My boyfriend doesn't know me at all, he keeps giving me birds as gifts, and I don't understand it. Should we break up? Edit: He actually just gave me five golden rings! Maybe he really does know me (:Edit2: More birds again
My 6 year old Niece told me this: What do you call a tooth that has been mashed? Toothpaste
I was making a meal for a family dinner But I accidentally burnt the foodWhen my family came to eat they said it was terribleAnd I replied “At least the fire alarm thought it was fire”
"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.