The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What do houses wear? An address.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.