The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
I told my dad that I have an imaginary girlfriend. Dad: "You could do much better."Me: "Thanks dad"Dad: "I was talking to your girlfriend."
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
Did you hear about the conductor who was arrested for inciting violins? They strung him up, but he didn't fret.*Cogwheel takes a bow*
Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
I was washing my hands in a public bathroom yesterday and someone stole my mood ring I don’t know how I feel about it...
What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert? What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert?Boo-berry pie!
I've quit my job at the helium factory. Nobody talks to me like that!
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bacon!
The price of savoring Want to know why cannibals have to be rich?Their dinners cost an arm and a leg
A shop keeper fought off a robber with just a price gun! The police are now looking for a person with a price on their head
"Smart" Televisions. What do regular TVs and "smart" TVs have in common?You watch TV on them.What's the difference between a "smart" TV and a regular TV?A "smart" TV watches you too.
I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
Two plus sized woman walk into a bar At the bar sits a drunken Irish man. As the two women approach, the Irish man sees them and exclaims: "Ah, two fine lassies from Ireland!"Defiantly, one responds "It's Wales!" The man corrects himself, "Ah, two fine whales from Ireland!"