The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.