The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a knight who turned into an upvote-addict on Reddit? Sir Karmalot.
My friend said that he replaced the Oxygen with Uranium in a water molecule. I was like, "HUH?"
Yesterday I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right
Did you know facists love 25 of the 26 letters? Not "z".
Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic." The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them... Careless Swissper
The World Health Organization has asked photographers to lower their exposure while out doing their jobs… I guess ISOlation is the name of the game.
How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.
Kids that won't nap are guilty of resisting a rest.
What's the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
A magician was walking down the street - then he turned into a store.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble
Q: Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident? A: Yeah, now he's a rect-angle!
Why couldn't the computer buy a new pair of jeans? It had spent all its cache.