The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”