The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Ever wondered why China doesn't have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.
I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.
Who is a grain harvester's favorite musical artist? Hall'n Oates
What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like WWE on Monday Nights? Because its RAW!
Did you know? Did you know: A squirrel's brain actually increases in size during winter to remember where they buried their nuts....The technical term for it is post-nut clarity
What does a vegetarian zombie say? Grains! Grains!
The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone We'll call it the LGbtq+
What do you call a shapeshifter that turns into a human after being an owl? A who man.