The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.